Bigfoot Gift Guide: 8 Sasquatch Gifts

Bigfoot merchandise has a reputation, and it is not entirely undeserved. Here's what we'd actually hand somebody, in order, with real prices and the sizing warning nobody tells you until after you order.

1. The Squatch Box — when you want it to arrive like a gift

Add The Squatch Box to anything for $25 and the order shows up in a kraft gift box with crinkle paper, a sasquatch keychain, a Squatchy sticker, and a printed card with your message. The Squatch Box Deluxe is $33 and adds a Squatchy greeting card and a paper postcard of your choice. The printed card with your note is always included either way — that's not the upgrade.

One honest heads-up: the greeting cards are blank inside. The art and the words live on the outside, and your message goes on the printed card.

2. The Original Logo Tee — the safe bet

Our Original Logo tee starts at $25 and comes in seven colors, which makes it the easiest gift on this list to get right. Logo on the front and back. If you genuinely have no idea what they'd pick, pick this in black.

3. The Trucker Hat — for the one who wears a hat every single day

$37, one size, and it solves the whole "what size are they" problem in a single move. You know exactly who this is for. They've had the same beat-up hat for six years.

4. "I Love It Here" — for someone who's actually been here

The I Love It Here tee starts at $28, and it only really lands for someone who has sat by the lake at our place, or somewhere like it, and meant it. It's a souvenir with a memory attached, which beats a magnet.

5. The Hiker and Muscles tees — for the trail people

The Squatchy Style Hiker and Squatchy Style Muscles tees run $37–$41, in men's and women's cuts, and there's a Paddleboarder in the women's line for the ones who'd rather be on the water. These are the designs our guests photograph on the trail, which is the only product research we've ever done.

6. The Trek Pullover — for shoulder-season campfires

$50–$60 in men's and women's. The right weight for an October night when the fire's going but the air off the plateau has turned. If they camp past September, this is the gift.

7. Team 365 lightweight hoodie — graphite or white

$50–$60, and lighter than it looks in photos. This is the one for somebody who runs warm, or who wants a hoodie they can wear in April without regretting it.

8. Kids' tees — because the whole crew wants one

The Youth tee runs $23–$28. Fair warning from experience: buy one for the kid and you will be buying a matching one for the adult within about a week.

A note on sizing and shipping

Two things worth knowing before you order a gift. First, the women's Black Heather tee runs small — size up if you're guessing. Second, shipping is free on merchandise orders over $60, so pairing a tee with a hat or a Squatch Box often costs about the same as the tee alone. Full details are on our shipping and returns section.

Everything ships from the farm store in South Pittsburg, Tennessee, anywhere in the United States. If you'd rather hand it over in person, come stay at Sasquatch Farm and pick it up at Piggy's Store.